Created on the charity livestream "Jingle Jam 2016" - we honour the man fan fictions of us, with a song of our own. Remastered and completed for your listening pleasure.
So me and Ross in the livingroom, watching a documentary about ants,
It’s late at night, feeling sleepy and I’m wearing really tight pants.
Then I decide I don’t wanna watch... stuff about insects,
So I reach for the remote control, but all I think about it hot sex.
I notice you got to reach for it, so I try to pass it to you,
Our hands touch for the first time, hopefully not the last it’s true.
I blush, you blush, we both blush
...and I get an erection,
When you show some affection.
Slow it down we’ve been friends for so long,
Don’t want you to take this wrong,
always wanted to taste your dong, what?
I’m not sure, feelin’ scared. It’s a lot to take in,
When I think of my future, all I picture is him!
Lets go upstairs, feeling hot and I need to cool off,
Grab some towels, grabs some oils. I think Trott’s in the bath
Who’s that? Come on in! The water is fine,
And I’m feeling randy, ‘cus I’ve been drinking red wine.
Take it off, all your clothes, this bath’s feelin’ empty,
And much like my butthole - there’s room for plenty.
I blush, you blush - NOW LETS GET TO THE FUCKING!
released February 14, 2017
Created by Hat Films
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