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The EP of the INCREDIBLE (factual) FLAT tunes, made by chief Flat Theorists Hat Films on twitch.tv/hatfilms

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released June 15, 2016

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Track Name: FLAT!
Hey ya'll, straight talk ok? There's some flat out
things I gotta say. Roundies, please hear me out.
Stop bending theories, time to straighten things
out.

Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' bout the edge,
not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge
Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled
outside, flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize

I took a really long stick and put it on the ground,
that bitch stayed flat cos the earths not round!

The earth is flat and i'll prove it in this song,
just like my mountain dew that's been out too long

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

Open your damn eyes - you round earth clown.
Take a quick look - the sky is up not down

If the earth is round and we're sitting on the top
then stuff at the bottom probably fell off.

DRAGONS FLY AT THE EDGE OF THE EARTH,
BEEN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY SINCE OUR FLAT WORLDS
BIRTH.

YOU'RE NOT BELIEVING THIS? AND CALLING US SCHMUCKS?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S ROUND, TAKE A LOOK AT DEEZ NUTS!

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

Clearly the moons flat, there's no dark side.
Nobody went there - so NASA fucking lied.

Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing?
You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin'

So I took a big boat to the edge of the world,
and before my little eyes the truth unfurled,

There were dragons, beasts and awful things like that,
I sailed right home to tell everyone - the worlds flat.

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

UH EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOUR FACTS AREN'T SOUND,
THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH IS 40 MEGA METERS ROUND

If the world is flat, which projection is factual?
Mercator, Gallpeters, or maybe the sinusoidal?

A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted,
which clearly means your theory is THWARTED!

SO THE EARTH, OUR HOME IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID
I'M DROPPING THE TRUTH, YOUR THEORY DESTROYED!

You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest,
well THAT makes sense - you haven't seen REAL breasts!

Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity
It's a place of science, and the home of your VIRGINITY!
Track Name: FLAT! (Instrumental)
Hey ya'll, straight talk ok? There's some flat out
things I gotta say. Roundies, please hear me out.
Stop bending theories, time to straighten things
out.

Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' bout the edge,
not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge
Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled
outside, flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize

I took a really long stick and put it on the ground,
that bitch stayed flat cos the earths not round!

The earth is flat and i'll prove it in this song,
just like my mountain dew that's been out too long

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

Open your damn eyes - you round earth clown.
Take a quick look - the sky is up not down

If the earth is round and we're sitting on the top
then stuff at the bottom probably fell off.

DRAGONS FLY AT THE EDGE OF THE EARTH,
BEEN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY SINCE OUR FLAT WORLDS
BIRTH.

YOU'RE NOT BELIEVING THIS? AND CALLING US SCHMUCKS?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S ROUND, TAKE A LOOK AT DEEZ NUTS!

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

Clearly the moons flat, there's no dark side.
Nobody went there - so NASA fucking lied.

Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing?
You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin'

So I took a big boat to the edge of the world,
and before my little eyes the truth unfurled,

There were dragons, beasts and awful things like that,
I sailed right home to tell everyone - the worlds flat.

My credit card, FLAT
My ruler, FLAT
This paper, FLAT
Where I live? FLAT
The tires on my bike? FLAT
The soda in my hand? FLAT
My singing pitch? FLAT
This whole fucking world? FLAT

UH EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOUR FACTS AREN'T SOUND,
THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH IS 40 MEGA METERS ROUND

If the world is flat, which projection is factual?
Mercator, Gallpeters, or maybe the sinusoidal?

A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted,
which clearly means your theory is THWARTED!

SO THE EARTH, OUR HOME IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID
I'M DROPPING THE TRUTH, YOUR THEORY DESTROYED!

You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest,
well THAT makes sense - you haven't seen REAL breasts!

Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity
It's a place of science, and the home of your VIRGINITY!