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FLAT!

by Hat Films

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FLAT! 03:02
Hey ya'll, straight talk ok? There's some flat out things I gotta say. Roundies, please hear me out. Stop bending theories, time to straighten things out. Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' bout the edge, not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled outside, flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize I took a really long stick and put it on the ground, that bitch stayed flat cos the earths not round! The earth is flat and i'll prove it in this song, just like my mountain dew that's been out too long My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT Open your damn eyes - you round earth clown. Take a quick look - the sky is up not down If the earth is round and we're sitting on the top then stuff at the bottom probably fell off. DRAGONS FLY AT THE EDGE OF THE EARTH, BEEN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY SINCE OUR FLAT WORLDS BIRTH. YOU'RE NOT BELIEVING THIS? AND CALLING US SCHMUCKS? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S ROUND, TAKE A LOOK AT DEEZ NUTS! My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT Clearly the moons flat, there's no dark side. Nobody went there - so NASA fucking lied. Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing? You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin' So I took a big boat to the edge of the world, and before my little eyes the truth unfurled, There were dragons, beasts and awful things like that, I sailed right home to tell everyone - the worlds flat. My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT UH EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOUR FACTS AREN'T SOUND, THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH IS 40 MEGA METERS ROUND If the world is flat, which projection is factual? Mercator, Gallpeters, or maybe the sinusoidal? A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted, which clearly means your theory is THWARTED! SO THE EARTH, OUR HOME IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID I'M DROPPING THE TRUTH, YOUR THEORY DESTROYED! You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest, well THAT makes sense - you haven't seen REAL breasts! Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity It's a place of science, and the home of your VIRGINITY!
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Hey ya'll, straight talk ok? There's some flat out things I gotta say. Roundies, please hear me out. Stop bending theories, time to straighten things out. Edging in my bedroom got me thinkin' bout the edge, not the guy from U2. the fucking earth ledge Gotta prove you roundies wrong so I strolled outside, flat cap, flat battery, lets theorize I took a really long stick and put it on the ground, that bitch stayed flat cos the earths not round! The earth is flat and i'll prove it in this song, just like my mountain dew that's been out too long My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT Open your damn eyes - you round earth clown. Take a quick look - the sky is up not down If the earth is round and we're sitting on the top then stuff at the bottom probably fell off. DRAGONS FLY AT THE EDGE OF THE EARTH, BEEN SOARING THROUGH THE SKY SINCE OUR FLAT WORLDS BIRTH. YOU'RE NOT BELIEVING THIS? AND CALLING US SCHMUCKS? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S ROUND, TAKE A LOOK AT DEEZ NUTS! My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT Clearly the moons flat, there's no dark side. Nobody went there - so NASA fucking lied. Hey roundies, hows that hot core doing? You're filling kids head with the shit you're spewin' So I took a big boat to the edge of the world, and before my little eyes the truth unfurled, There were dragons, beasts and awful things like that, I sailed right home to tell everyone - the worlds flat. My credit card, FLAT My ruler, FLAT This paper, FLAT Where I live? FLAT The tires on my bike? FLAT The soda in my hand? FLAT My singing pitch? FLAT This whole fucking world? FLAT UH EXCUSE ME SIR I BELIEVE YOUR FACTS AREN'T SOUND, THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE EARTH IS 40 MEGA METERS ROUND If the world is flat, which projection is factual? Mercator, Gallpeters, or maybe the sinusoidal? A globe is always right, the flat must be distorted, which clearly means your theory is THWARTED! SO THE EARTH, OUR HOME IS AN OBLATE SPHEROID I'M DROPPING THE TRUTH, YOUR THEORY DESTROYED! You think the earth's flat just like your sister's chest, well THAT makes sense - you haven't seen REAL breasts! Earth is the only planet not named after a Deity It's a place of science, and the home of your VIRGINITY!

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The EP of the INCREDIBLE (factual) FLAT tunes, made by chief Flat Theorists Hat Films on twitch.tv/hatfilms

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released June 15, 2016

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